These 10 Idiots Will Make You Feel Like The Smartest Person In The World.

It seems that, for every genius who has changed the face of our planet for the better, there’s a thousand more idiots running around making you almost lose faith in the human race entirely. They’re usually found on your Facebook feed spouting their latest ignorant epiphany. Sometimes I’m afraid my eyes will roll right out of my head while scrolling through my “friends.” Thank goodness for that unfollow button!

These ten people are definitely the worst kind of dummies around. I have never felt smarter.

1.) Well… I’m sure you’ll get your wish.

2.) I’m pretty positive this person wasn’t sober.

3.) Linda, I don’t think you have access to your brain.

4.) Taste of their own medicine.

5.) Did they stop teaching roman numerals in elementary school?

6.) If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try again.

7.) It makes sense, actually.

8.) This is just one of the many reasons sex education is so valuable.

9.) This person definitely isn’t an Apple Genius.

10.) He must be friends with the guy in #9.

(via Memolition.)

I hope I didn’t lose any IQ points just by looking directly at their stupidity… Share all the LOLs with your friends using the buttons below.

These 10 Idiots Will Make You Feel Like The Smartest Person In The World.

This Woman Just Turned 90, But She Still Dances Like She Was 20.

When Jean Veloz celebrated her 90th birthday, she did it exactly like she had always done, with a dance.

The famous swing dancer has appeared in several Hollywood movies in the 1940s, and she still dances just like she did back in those glorious days of cinema. Watch as she hits the dance floor and shows three young gentleman how it’s done.

(Source: Anthony Mak)

I wish I could dance and move like that, and I’m in my late 20s!

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This Woman Just Turned 90, But She Still Dances Like She Was 20.

These Awesome Animals Put On Uniform And Go To Work Just Like You.

No matter how much you love your job, going into work can be a total drag. The next time you’re feeling a little down at your 9-5, just think about these adorable animals who also work – just like you! Sure, they probably aren’t accountants, but these little guys still put in their time and work really hard.

Check out these animals who work everyday even without understanding the concept of “money” or “vacation”. You’re not hearing any complaints from them.

1.) In the 1940′s a baboon named ‘Jack’ worked for a disabled railroad signalman, pushing his wheelchair around to help him perform his duties.

2.) In Asian countries elephants are often hired to lift heavy things and load them into trucks.

3.) In China, geese are starting to replace dogs as partners in security and police because of their exceptional eyesight and aggressive nature.

4.) Now for a bird on the other side of the law: in Columbia a pigeon was apprehended while attempting to smuggle cocaine into jail for its incarcerated master.

5.) In Guyana manatees are used to eat up aquatic weeds that block the passage of the local canal waterways.

6.) In Indonesia and even parts of California and Flordia, snakes are used to give slithery but sensual massages.

7.) There once was a ferret named Freddy who would aid his electrician owner by dragging wires through hard-to-get to spaces.

8.) Red worms are used in some countries to more efficiently treat waste.

9.) Although inexcusably discusting, this giant, three foot high African giant pouched rat is used to sniff out land mines in parts torn by war.

10.) And for water mines, the US Navy employs the help of dolphins to discover them deep below aquatic combat areas.

11.) Even before anesthetic, maggots have been used to treat wounds by letting them eat the rotten flesh.

It seems strange that so many animals have “people” jobs… what’s next? ROBOTS? (… oh. Wait.) 

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These Awesome Animals Put On Uniform And Go To Work Just Like You.

You"d Never Expect What These Animals Were Used For In The Military.

Animals have always been used in times of war. While there are some animals that have been used more than others (like dogs and horses), we know there are other kinds of animals have played pivotal roles in times of war. Here are some of the stranger, or at least most unexpected animal warriors that have seen the field of battle:

1.) Bats were used to carry bombs in times of war experimentally. Unfortunately, for the masterminds behind the project, the project was a huge failure.

2.) Sea Lions have often been recruited by the Navy as trained deep sea divers.

3.) Elephants have been used in times of war as transports and as mounts for military arms.

4.) Pigs have been used to transport items during war.

5.) In the early days of war, it wasn’t too uncommon to see hoards of oxen being used to transport forces.

6.) Pigeons have had multiple uses during times of war. They have been used to carry messages and sometimes they have even been used as flying bombs.

7.) Dogs have had many uses in conflict. They have been used to attack enemy forces, to search and find wounded soldiers, and detecting mines.

8.) Dolphins? Are You Serious? Yes I am, dolphins have been used by the navy for mine detection.

9.) Military rats. While they have an unfortunate end, rats have been used to carry disease to enemy troops and have also had explosives strapped to them to explode behind enemy lines.

10.) Camels have mainly been used as transports in desert areas and step hills for military purposes.

11.) While it isn’t used in modern times, there have been pieces of evidence that rhinos have been used as attack animals in early times of war.

Well, that certainly made me look at those animals differently… wow. Click below to share this post with others (they’ll never look at their dog the same way again).

You"d Never Expect What These Animals Were Used For In The Military.