Friday, 5 September 2014

When You Don"t Have The Words, The Best Way To Express Yourself Is Through Cake.

Not sure how to break some bad news to someone? Or maybe you’d like to apologize for something you’ve done and aren’t sure how to soften the blow? If you don’t have the words to say what you need to say, there is an easy way to express yourself.


The answer: cake. (And really, isn’t cake always the answer?) If you need to smooth things over with people, use some smooth and creamy frosting.



1.) Who cares about water when you have cake?


1.) Who cares about water when you have cake?


2.) The MMs are a nice touch.


2.) The MMs are a nice touch.


3.) Where’s the cat’s cake?


3.) Where


4.) Because this is much better than replacing the game.


4.) Because this is much better than replacing the game.


5.) The next cake should read, “Sorry I used poor grammar on my apology cake.”


5.) The next cake should read, Sorry I used poor grammar on my apology cake.




6.) This cake says all man to me.


6.) This cake says all man to me.


7.) Probably shouldn’t have gone with red icing for this one.


7.) Probably shouldn


8.) I hope this wasn’t delivered to a hospital.


8.) I hope this wasn


9.) Now she’s really one of the family.


9.) Now she


10.) Why would you apologize for this?


10.) Why would you apologize for this?


11.) This kind of apology really deserves more frosting.


11.) This kind of apology really deserves more frosting.




12.) This is the definition of bittersweet.


12.) This is the definition of bittersweet.


13.) I think an ice pack might have been more appropriate.


13.) I think an ice pack might have been more appropriate.


14.) Maybe the candles are the amount of drinks this person has in a day.


14.) Maybe the candles are the amount of drinks this person has in a day.


15.) Not sorry enough to spell out “sorry,” though.


15.) Not sorry enough to spell out sorry, though.


16.) Please enjoy this cake while I pwn you again!


16.) Please enjoy this cake while I pwn you again!


17.) Wasn’t this an episode of Friends?


17.) Wasn


18.) Uh, I hope this cake is sugar free…


18.) Uh, I hope this cake is sugar free...


19.) This person really deserves two cakes.


19.) This person really deserves two cakes.


20.) …I’m speechless.


20.) ...I


21.) Maybe just clean the car?


21.) Maybe just clean the car?


22.) Congratulations! You’re fired!


22.) Congratulations! You


23.) Okay, this is a new one.


23.) Okay, this is a new one.


24.) Interventions work better with cake.


24.) Interventions work better with cake.


25.) Pink, glittery Satan is still Satan.


25.) Pink, glittery Satan is still Satan.


It’s just so hard to be mad when you’re eating cake. … unless you’re mad at yourself for eating an entire cake, which I tend to do. Even if it’s passive-aggressive cake.



When You Don"t Have The Words, The Best Way To Express Yourself Is Through Cake.

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