Saturday, 14 February 2015

My Sink Is Clogged With Something Fluffy, But I"m Not Sure I Want It Fixed

Cats have been known to take over of entire households. But, lately we’ve noticed cats are moving to a more centralized location…the bathroom sink.


Maybe it’s because they are so conveniently cat shaped, or perhaps it’s because they just don’t want you to wash your hands? Sadly, we’ll never truly know, but that doesn’t mean we can’t document the strange phenomenon and laugh at how weird our cats continue to be.




1. “Sink is MINE now.”


Sink is MINE now.




2. “Would you like something?”


Would you like something?




3. You, my friend, might need to move a size up.


You, my friend, might need to move a size up.




4. He can watch you, even when his head is buried in this sink.


He can watch you, even when his head is buried in this sink.




5. Will you ever learn to take turns?


Will you ever learn to take turns?







6. “Sorry, did you need to brush your teeth?”


Sorry, did you need to brush your teeth?




7. So…why did I buy you that cat bed?


So...why did I buy you that cat bed?




8. “Late to work, you said? Me? I’ve got a nice day planned right here.”


Late to work, you said? Me? I




9. One day I’m going to be too tired to notice you’re in there. I don’t think you’ll appreciate the outcome.


One day I




10. Is there a sink under there?


Is there a sink under there?




11. “Put your finger near my paw like that painting!”


Put your finger near my paw like that a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling target=_blankpainting/a!







12. “Maybe if I plug it with my head it will stop?”


Maybe if I plug it with my head it will stop?




13. Sink cuddles for days.


Sink cuddles for days.




14. “Tummy rub, please!”


Tummy rub, please!




15. “You’re looking at me like you think I’ll move.”


You




16. “Still not moving.”


Still not moving.




17. “Do I make you uncomfortable?”


Do I make you uncomfortable?




18. “IT’S PERFECT because when I’m thirsty, there’s a water fountain RIGHT. THERE.”


IT




19. “WHAT.”


WHAT.




20. Your eyes are like two pools of the water…and I desperately need to wash my face.


Your eyes are like two pools of the water...and I desperately need to wash my face.




21. Cat in sink…or a bowl of marshmallow fluff?


Cat in sink...or a bowl of marshmallow fluff?




22. Yeah, I get it, you’re adorable. Please move.


Yeah, I get it, you




23. Two peas in a…sink…


Two peas in a...sink...




24. How many cats can one fit in a sink…?


How many cats can one fit in a sink...?




25. This mom was just looking for a FEW minutes away from the kids.


This mom was just looking for a FEW minutes away from the kids.




26. Hello, I’d like to report a clogged sink. Yes, it’s that black ball of fluff again.


Hello, I




27. So majestic. So regal.


So majestic. So regal.




28. Cotton balls or a cat?


Cotton balls or a cat?




29. This sink cannot contain the fluffiness of your tail.


This sink cannot contain the fluffiness of your tail.




30. Round cat in square sink = angry cat.


Round cat in square sink = angry cat.




31. “HA HA GOT HERE FIRST.”


HA HA GOT HERE FIRST.




32. You’ll get your turn, little guy. Someday. Maybe?


You




You just know that the SECOND the water turns on, they’ll be outta there. Then again, they might just move on to the kitchen sink…




My Sink Is Clogged With Something Fluffy, But I"m Not Sure I Want It Fixed

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