I never understood why ventriloquist dummies were a legitimate form of entertainment for people back in the day. Puppets are one thing. If you are doing a show with, say, a puppet frog, the fun is in the illusion is that this frog is talking and that is certainly fun. But with ventriloquist dummies, what’s the illusion?
It’s pretty obvious that most dummies are just tiny, demonic wooden men that are really sassy…and that doesn’t seem fun. Not at all.
This is a good way to get your hand bit by a ventriloquist dummy.
Before the movie Alien, this was the scariest thing in a spacesuit.
I don’t like the looks of that tiny butcher’s apron. Not at all.
It’s funny because he’s the devil.
Dude, don’t let him whisper his gypsy secrets into your ear!
This photo is almost sweet, then you look at what’s on his lap.
Rollin’ out.
The guy who made this one has absolutely no idea how human children look.
Old timey clowns and ventriloquist dummies: a most unholy alliance.
Why would you bring this demon to church with you?
Wait did this one commit a crime. I told you! I told you all!
I…why?
Family portrait.
“Must kill the competition.”
This act was A HEAD of it’s time.
Look at it’s horrible little gremlin shoes!
Why did anyone think that “terror” was synonymous with “family fun?” I’m just going to assume people were really bored back then.
Here Are A Bunch Of Pictures Of Ventriloquist Dummies That Need To Be Burned.
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